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I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
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False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with...
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Science says ‘We must live,’ and seeks the means of prolonging, increasing, facilitating and...
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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
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O, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day!
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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest...
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
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You can’t choose the ways in which you’ll be tested.
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never...