Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather...
Quote #4909
What people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can.
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Quote #29464
Christianity is a matter of willing God’s will and through Christ become one with...
Quote #20788
Austin Powers No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous...
Quote #361
In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of...
Quote #18778
We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.
Quote #13978
The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder...