Quote #5475
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance;...
Quote #2922
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #2571
Favorite animal: steak.
Quote #3780
Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure and very dead.
Quote #13044
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Quote #15057
Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice.
Quote #30710
Remember, a closed mouth gathers no foot.
Quote #5098
If you can actually count your money you are not really a rich man.
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.