Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #9756
I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent,...
Quote #11546
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #6288
To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes.
Quote #2806
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...
Quote #25129
Think on this doctrine,–that reasoning beings were created for one another’s sake that to...
Quote #25943
Maybe you are the cool generation … If coolness means a capacity to stay...
Quote #27061
Obedience keeps the rules. Love knows when to break them.
Quote #23061
The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money — then...
Quote #6715
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest...