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If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing.
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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment.
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Now I shall return to my village and there will remain at the disposition...
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Never give advice in a crowd.