Quote #33494
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I...
Quote #8980
Joy is not in things; it is in us.
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Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
Quote #22979
Satire is focused bitterness.
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The more we do, the more we can do.
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People want to know how much you care before they care how much you...
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America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
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Whether they live in an igloo or a grass shack or a mud hut,...
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.