Quote #18183
Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs He alone suffers so...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
Quote #30750
I’d rather go on hearing your lies than to go on living without you.
Quote #9668
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.
Quote #19591
To have little is to possess. To have plenty is to be perplexed.
Quote #17922
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
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We are a spectacular, splendid manifestation of life. We have language. . . ....
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Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It...
Quote #30807
Friendship is love with understanding.