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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...
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I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
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I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
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Peace is not a relationship of nations. It is a condition of mind brought...
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The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything....
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Hear me, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From...
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They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made...
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If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a...
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Beware of your habits. The better they are the more surely they will be...