Donald Barthelme Quote #9021 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you...
P. J. O'Rourke Quote #19430 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Abraham Lincoln Quote #18462 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Hypocrite The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the...
Henry Ford Quote #10733 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28127 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Gerald R. Ford Quote #27611 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It’s the quality of the ordinary, the straight, the square, that accounts for the...
Andrew Schneider Quote #34749 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Marriage is the union of disparate elements. Male and female. Yin and yang. Proton...
Dick Brandon Quote #141 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and...
Derek Bethune Quote #25539 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Be slow to fall into friendship, but when thou art in, continue firm and...
Office Space Quote #18076 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Milton And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because...