Quote #8072
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #33353
Think about a woman. Doesn’t know you’re thinking about her. Doesn’t care you’re thinking...
Quote #11719
I wasted time, now time doth waste me.
Quote #17285
If we had a keen vision of all that is ordinary in human life,...
Quote #3931
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #22095
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Quote #8320
Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people...
Quote #21618
Develop interest in life as you see it in people, things, literature, music –...
Quote #29
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.