Quote #31187
Nothing is as difficult as to achieve results in this world if one is...
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires I have lost friends,...
Quote #3986
There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
Quote #1044
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...
Quote #12944
The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppose.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #13335
If human life were long enough to find the ultimate theory, everything would have...
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A witty saying proves nothing.
Quote #26847
Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a...