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I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...
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Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution.
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Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered
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Nothing can cause turmoil and the defeat of accomplishment as quickly as disorganization.
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One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to...
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I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
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On thinking about Hell, I gather My brother Shelley found it was a place...
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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and...