Quote #32655
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
Quote #28334
I’m just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is...
Quote #10219
Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.
Quote #27920
Never let a beautiful woman pick your path for you when there is a...
Quote #7860
Mistakes, obviously, show us what needs improving. Without mistakes, how would we know what...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #28778
When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had...
Quote #11086
I would rather be the candidate of the NAACP than the NRA.
Quote #32519
One’s own thought is one’s world. What a person thinks is what he becomes.
Quote #14738
Beauty is the first present nature gives to women and the first it takes...