Quote #1872
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Quote #1004
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Quote #17837
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other...
Quote #8681
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...
Quote #22680
Perfect love is rare indeed – for to be a lover will require that...
Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #16956
Be careful what you set your heart on, for it will surely be yours.
Quote #11272
Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...
Quote #10771
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your...
Quote #31291
Besides, we don’t make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents.