Quote #514
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have...
Quote #4636
When the candles are out all women are fair.
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #33182
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
Quote #26731
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
Quote #17038
It is true that wealth won’t make a man virtuous, but I notice there...
Quote #6844
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick...
Quote #16189
If the truth be known, most successes are built on a multitude of failures.
Quote #31155
The stars are constantly shining, but often we do not see them until the...
Quote #6927
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to...