Russell Baker Quote #20362 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
Garry Shandling Quote #34669 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
W.H. Auden, "September 1, 1939" Quote #970 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We must love one another or die.
Samuel Adams Quote #24694 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 That the said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to infringe the...
Earl Warren Quote #32766 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The fantastic advances in the field of communication constitute a grave danger to the...
Dax Ward Quote #32753 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Mighty are the winds of time, which sweep away the despair of a broken...
Sara Teasdale Quote #32025 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Beauty, more than bitterness Makes the heart break.
Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach Quote #11945 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28215 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...