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The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least...
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Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably...
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting...
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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the...
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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
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In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and...
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Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.
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Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and...
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Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the...