Quote #276
I take a simple view of life: keep your eyes open and get on...
Quote #26738
Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
Quote #839
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #4601
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Quote #34724
If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a...
Quote #31175
To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #7687
Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
Quote #1361
What may be done at any time will be done at no time.
Quote #6263
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.