Quote #20558
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
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People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some...
Quote #9261
I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I...
Quote #34621
I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
Quote #20943
Oh, that way madness lies let me shun that.
Quote #3333
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet...
Quote #29201
People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
Quote #28208
The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
Quote #325
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on...
Quote #8293
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out...