Quote #18779
They consider me to have sharp and penetrating vision because I see them through...
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women,...
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Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #7572
Books are hindrances to persisting stupidity.
Quote #11059
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Quote #2851
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Quote #4158
The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
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Two are better than one because they have a good reward for their labor....
Quote #13087
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Quote #14898
We know too much and feel too little. At least, we feel too little...