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Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
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Calamity is the test of integrity.
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The sinning is the best part of repentance.
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Eternity is very long, especially towards the end.
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Life is easier to take than you think; all that is necessary is to...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
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Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a...
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We learn the inner secret of happiness when we learn to direct our inner...
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One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting...