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There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying...
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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The laughter of a man is the contentment of God.
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #5084
Never underestimate your own ignorance.
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The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock,...
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He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt....
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A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you...
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The pleasures of the world are deceitful; they promise more than they give. They...
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...