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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school...
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Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To...
Quote #23915
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
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To keep the fire burning brightly, there’s one easy rule keep the two logs...
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
Quote #24113
From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot...
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It is suggested that, in domestic violence at least, the presence or absence of...
Quote #32313
Never complain about growing old, Because so many never get the chance
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Doubt yourself and you doubt everything you see. Judge yourself and you see judges...