Quote #3067
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #23495
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be...
Quote #8951
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an...
Quote #32225
The Earth is the Cradle of the Mind — but one cannot eternally live...
Quote #24269
As long as Nazi violence was unleashed only, or mainly, against the Jews, the...
Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #31154
Reality isn’t the way you wish things to be, nor the way they appear...
Quote #24303
At any rate, I am convinced that He God does not play dice.
Quote #29741
Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness.