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Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate…
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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You till be glad to know the President is practicing safe snacks. in reference...
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Through and through the world is infested with quantity. To talk sense is to...
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Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed...
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Health is worth more than learning.
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things...
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The rest is silence.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
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Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...