Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Quote #29465
I do not like this word bomb. It is not a bomb it is...
Quote #8858
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone...
Quote #6382
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take...
Quote #23633
There is no genius free from some tincture of madness.
Quote #15573
Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.
Quote #7014
A life of peace, purity, and refinement leads to a calm and untroubled old...
Quote #16361
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Quote #33663
A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...
Quote #33682
The postman always rings twice.