Quote #17651
Benjamin Hey, who wants Chinese Takeout I know a great place Wayne I’ll have...
Quote #25418
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Quote #8075
Personally, I would be delighted if there were a life after death, especially if...
Quote #11570
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
Quote #22531
I want you to stonewall it. (To staff on news of break-in at Watergate)
Quote #23385
The saddest thing of word or pen, To know the things that might have...
Quote #4595
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #1278
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good...
Quote #5280
Paranoia is a finer scale of reality.
Quote #17812
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...