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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
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Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.
Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #19218
General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.
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Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are...
Quote #28561
If you spend too much time warming up, you’ll miss the race. If you...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #14556
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #8091
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
Quote #27306
Inquiry is fatal to certainty.