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If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
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Whatever happens at all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if...
Quote #15392
Ignorance of all things is an evil neither terrible nor excessive, nor yet the...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #2520
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Quote #19420
This was love at first sight, love everlasting a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected–in...
Quote #8047
Desire makes everything blossom; possession makes everything wither and fade.
Quote #4783
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
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If we don’t want to see the map of Central America covered in a...
Quote #10682
Their Oath shall drive them, and yet betray them, and ever snatch away the...