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O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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Nothing ever fatigues me, but doing what I do not like.
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Accent is the soul of language it gives to it both feeling and truth.
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My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
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