Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #28312
I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
Quote #11599
Poverty is a weapon of mass destruction.
Quote #28953
I have this theory – that if we’re told we’re bad, then that’s the...
Quote #31618
Why was I so blind that I couldn’t see our love was changing underneath...
Quote #21876
A merely fallen enemy may rise again, but the reconciled one is truly vanquished.
Quote #24781
Unless you know what you want, you can’t ask for it.
Quote #32510
What if this weren’t a hypothetical question
Quote #12143
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.