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We should manage our fortunes as we do our health – enjoy it when...
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If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
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Our government sprang from and was made for the people — not the people...
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To be amused by what you read–that is the great spring of happy quotations.
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May your service of love a beautiful thing want nothing else, fear nothing else...
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You conquer every hardness with your eyes, as you do likewise every light; so...
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Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess...
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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created...
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...