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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Age cannot wither her, nor custom staleHer infinite variety other women cloyThe appetites they...
Quote #17931
I know what pleasure is, for I have done good work.
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #17864
Everything has its limit–iron ore cannot be educated into gold. – 1906
Quote #25004
I do not believe today everything I believed yesterday I wonder will I believe...
Quote #6309
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
Quote #19798
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and...
Quote #33527
Youth isn’t always all it’s touted to be.
Quote #28719
You’ve got to have something to eat and a little love in your life...