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If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...
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As A general rule, people marry most hapily with their own kind. The trouble...
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When you point to the moon, what do you see in front of your...
Quote #8380
If a man cannot forget, he will never amount to much.
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An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country.
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He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with...
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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...