Quote #20023
Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #23493
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Quote #10538
I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
Quote #18311
Bruce Wayne Y’see, my life is really com-PLEX.
Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
Quote #2875
The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks...
Quote #27982
Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private...
Quote #20164
There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...