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Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like...
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When an American says that he loves his country, he … means that he...
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
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Eat before shopping. If you go to the store hungry, you are likely to...
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A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for...
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In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
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To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is...
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I am the only truth I know.
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Wisdom is harder to DO than it is to know.