Quote #29628
If you can’t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
Quote #3360
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #19305
The mind of man is capable of anything–because everything is in it, all the...
Quote #16674
All men have an instinct for conflict at least, all healthy men.
Quote #34151
The American, by nature, is optimistic. He is experimental, an inventor and a builder...
Quote #7240
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Quote #33953
Nothing is as terrible to see as ignorance in action.
Quote #20493
Things do not change we change.
Quote #1566
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.