Quote #32611
Originality is nothing by judicious imitation. The most original writers borrowed one from another.
Quote #14607
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
Quote #8297
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man...
Quote #34019
I can’t think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn’t...
Quote #7662
Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.
Quote #10242
This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
Quote #25926
Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented.
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #18230
Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the...
Quote #12245
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowlege: it is those who know little,...