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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Evil is obvious only in retrospect.
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Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he...
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The men who create power make an indispensable contribution to the Nations greatness, but...
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I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Quote #11229
There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.
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There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
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Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than...
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as...
Quote #587
To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.