Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #12486
Common sense is as rare as genius.
Quote #14527
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Quote #2909
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind...
Quote #27680
To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world...
Quote #13906
Ideas must work through the brains and arms of men, or they are no...
Quote #8138
Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
Quote #20469
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
Quote #19991
I’m not dumb enough to be a goalie.
Quote #22298
The spirit is the true self.