Quote #23264
A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.
Quote #3830
To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
Quote #28143
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #3128
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the...
Quote #132
You white people are so strange. We think it is very primitive for a...
Quote #3191
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea,...
Quote #26751
I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he...
Quote #14059
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.
Quote #11803
The world is my lobster.
Quote #30275
We know what the animals do, what are the needs of the beaver, the...