Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #31676
An attempt is already underway to revise history-to leave the impression that the former...
Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #30142
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #32316
Never lose sight of the importance of a beautiful sunrise, Or watching your kids...
Quote #23913
I believe that forgiving them is God’s function. Our job is simply to arrange...
Quote #30363
Without music life would be a mistake.
Quote #28927
It’s time to start living the life you’ve imagined.
Quote #18632
It ain’t over ’till it’s over.