Quote #19215
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #14672
To grow old is to grow common. Old age equalizes – we are aware...
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #30014
Character consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries.
Quote #28064
You did touch me but didn’t feel my pain.
Quote #25239
A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of...
Quote #19137
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
Quote #3288
Government expands to absorb revenue – and then some.
Quote #31346
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #15986
Most people pay too much for the things they get for nothing.