Quote #17847
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #34267
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #9384
The world is full of suffering but it is also full of people overcoming...
Quote #18651
Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
Quote #11148
A clash of doctrines is not a disaster–it is an opportunity.
Quote #4764
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having...
Quote #16511
The right to be heard does not autmatically include the right to be taken...
Quote #29738
Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on...
Quote #9448
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving!