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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the...
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The test is to recognize the mistake, admit it and correct it. To have...
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When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to...
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is...
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Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
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Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
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To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
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Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
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Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines...