Quote #3923
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #23601
A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party there is no battle...
Quote #32490
Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people...
Quote #18602
T-Bird You know, Lake Eerie actually caught on fire once from all the crap...
Quote #29120
Laughter is complete rapture vocalized.
Quote #21964
Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work...
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
Quote #24354
The source of the famous Golden Rule. Many famous lines were variations on this...
Quote #12992
Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will...