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We teachers can only help the work going on, as servants wait upon a...
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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who...
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When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to...
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Prudent people are very happy ’tis an exceeding fine thing, that’s certain, but I...
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A business that makes nothing but money is a poor kind of business.
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Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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(Speaking about Satchel Paige’s pitching)It starts out like a baseball and when it gets...
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The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.