Quote #17099
We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
Quote #11208
A kind word is like a spring day.
Quote #26928
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #5371
Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the...
Quote #22797
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
Quote #5291
From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let...
Quote #20211
Practice is everythingThis is often misquoted as Practice makes perfect.
Quote #6173
The world is round; it has no point.
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #31917
An American will tinker with anything he can put his hands on. But how...