Quote #12274
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Quote #12747
God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the...
Quote #2079
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
Quote #25036
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #10115
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -I took the one less traveled...
Quote #19387
You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of...
Quote #13527
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #8720
The Price Of Freedom Is Eternal Vigilance.