Quote #14589
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #32489
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #22484
Well, I’m not a crook.
Quote #203
Courage is grace under pressure.
Quote #27288
This started off as a father-daughter adventure, and it’s gotten wonderfully out of hand…I’m...
Quote #6075
Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.
Quote #11959
I know of no way to judge the future but by the past.
Quote #12820
He who is not aware of his ignorance will only be misled by his...
Quote #4843
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.